๐ฎ SUP 400-IN-1: NEVER PULL THE CABLE! ๐๐
PART 1: THE DISASTER BEGINS ๐ญ
ME: YESSS! I'm finally extracting the SUP 400-in-1 game data! ๐๐ป
COMPUTER: Extraction started... 10%... 25%... 50%...
ME: ALMOST THERE! ๐ฅ
COUSIN: Hmm... what's this cable? ๐ค
ME: DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH THATโ
COUSIN: PULLS THE CABLE ๐
COMPUTER: โ CONNECTION LOST!
ME: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! MY GAME DATA!!! ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
COUSIN: Oops. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
ME: DAAAAAAAAADDDDDYYYYY!!! ๐ญ๐
DAD: WHAT HAPPENED?!
ME: HE PULLED THE CABLE!!! ๐ญ
COUSIN: IT WAS JUST A CABLE! ๐
ME: JUST A CABLE?! I WAS EXTRACTING 400 GAMES!!! ๐ฎ๐
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PART 2: THE COUSIN IS COOKED ๐
ME: UNCLE! YOUR SON PULLED MY CABLE! ๐ญ
COUSIN'S DAD: ๐ WHAT DID YOU DO?!
COUSIN: DADDY, I CAN EXPLAIN! ๐ฅถ
COUSIN'S DAD: YOU UNPLUGGED HIS COMPUTER WHILE HE WAS WORKING?!
COUSIN: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! ๐ญ
COUSIN'S DAD: YOU'RE IN BIG TROUBLE, YOUNG MAN!
COUSIN: DADDY, PLEASE! ๐ญ๐
ME: BRO IS ABOUT TO GET THE ULTIMATE GAME OVER SCREEN! ๐๐ฎ
COUSIN'S DAD: NO MORE MESSING WITH OTHER PEOPLE'S ELECTRONICS WITHOUT PERMISSION!
COUSIN: YES, DADDY! ๐ญ
ME: ๐๐๐
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PART 3: THE ONE RULE ๐
[LATER THAT DAY...]
COUSIN: Sees another cable. ๐
COUSIN'S BRAIN: PULL IT. ๐
COUSIN'S SURVIVAL INSTINCT: DON'T YOU DARE! ๐
COUSIN: Slowly backs away. ๐ถโโ๏ธ
ME: WHAT DID YOU LEARN TODAY?!
COUSIN: ๐ญ NEVER PULL THE CABLE!
COUSIN'S DAD: GOOD! NOW LEAVE THE COMPUTER ALONE!
ME: Okay, let's try the extraction again! ๐
COMPUTER: Extraction started...
10%... 50%... 99%...
COMPUTER: โ EXTRACTION COMPLETE!
ME: LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO! ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
COUSIN: Can I play now? ๐ฅบ
ME: BRO, YOU HAVEN'T EVEN COMPLETED THE TUTORIAL! ๐๐คฃ
COUSIN: ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
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๐ฎ THE END
MORAL OF THE STORY:
โ ๏ธ NEVER PULL SOMEONE ELSE'S CAB
LE WITHOUT PERMISSION!
๐ THE COUSIN'S FINAL BOSS WASN'T THE GAME...
IT WAS THE CONSEQUENCES! ๐๐ฎ